Funny-Farm | House in Sassen

| 9.5 (14 Reviews) |   Pet Friendly   3 Bedrooms  2 Bathrooms  8 Guests
Sassen House | Funny-Farm

3 Bedroom House in Sassen

7 miles from Nuerburgring in Sassen, Funny-Farm features accommodations with access to a hot tub. This property offers access to a terrace, table tennis, free private parking, and free Wifi. The farm stay offers garden views, an outdoor fireplace, and a 24-hour front desk. All units comprise a seating area with a sofa, a dining area, and a fully equipped kitchen with various cooking facilities, including an oven, a toaster, a fridge, and a stovetop. Each room comes with a private bathroom with a shower, while some rooms come with mountain views. At the farm stay, each unit comes with bed linen and towels. For visitors looking to embark on day trips to nearby landmarks, the farm stay provides a selection of packed lunches. Sightseeing tours are available around the property. Guests at Funny-Farm can enjoy darts on-site, or go cycling or hiking in the surrounding area. Cochem Castle is 19 miles from the accommodation, while Castle Eltz is 29 miles away. Frankfurt-Hahn Airport is 40 miles from the property.

Funny-Farm is located in Sassen.

This 3 Bedrooms House is suitable for tourists and travelers. It has several amenities that would guarantee your comfort. These amenities include: Designated Smoking Area, Security/Safety, Breakfast, and several others. This is a 4 star rated property and has over 14 reviews with the average score of 9.5 . Coming to Sassen and needing a place to stay? Be it for work or for leisure, consider staying at this House for your next visit, you will surely love it.

You can check the reviews and description of this 3 Bedrooms House if you want to learn more about this place in Sassen. These details are authentic, as they are provided by our partner, booking.com.

This Funny-Farm in Sassen is well equipped and has all facilities that have been listed below. Please note that these details were shared to us by booking.com for the listed “Funny-Farm”. We solely rely on their shared details and are regarded as “accurate”. If you have any concerns about the information or accuracy describing this House, please let us know.

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Amenities

Parking
Pet Friendly
Designated Smoking Area
View
Wheelchair Accessible
Ocean View
Balcony/Terrace
Oceanfront
Accessibility
Transportation/Shuttle
Security/Safety
Sports/Activities
Wellness Facilities
Fireplace/Heating
Guest Services
Entertainment
Breakfast
Barbecue/Outdoor Cooking
Child Friendly
Hot Tub
Internet
Kitchen

Facility Overview

Kitchen
  • Shared kitchen
Parking
  • Parking on site
  • Street parking
  • Accessible parking
  • Parking
  • Free parking
  • Private Parking
Accessibility
  • Wheelchair accessible
Activities
  • Walking tours
  • Cycling
  • Horseback riding
  • Entertainment staff
  • Mini golf
  • Racquetball
  • Hiking
  • Game room
  • Hot tub/Jacuzzi
  • Bowling
  • Pool table
  • Bike tours
  • Badminton equipment
  • Tour or class about local culture
  • Darts
  • Live sports events (broadcast)
  • Tennis court
  • Ping-pong
  • Fishing
  • Playground
  • Live music/Performance
Entertainment
  • Board games/Puzzles
General
  • Pet friendly
  • Facilities for disabled guests
  • Heating
  • Designated smoking area
  • Family rooms
  • Smoke-free property
  • Wifi in all areas
  • Chapel/Shrine
  • Non-smoking rooms
Guest Services
  • Express check-in/out
  • Pet bowls
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Tour desk
  • Shuttle service (additional charge)
  • Packed lunches
  • Babysitting/Child services
  • Private check-in/out
  • Shuttle service
  • Baggage storage
  • Invoice provided
Internet
  • Wifi
  • Internet
  • Free Wifi
Outdoors
  • Terrace
  • Sun deck
  • BBQ facilities
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Picnic area
  • Garden
  • Outdoor fireplace
Security/Safety
  • Key access
  • Smoke alarms
  • Fire extinguishers
  • Guests have the option to cancel any cleaning services for their accommodation during their stay
  • Use of cleaning chemicals that are effective against coronavirus
  • Guest accommodation disinfected between stays
  • Linens, towels, and laundry washed in accordance with local authority guidelines
  • Physical distancing in dining areas
  • Food can be delivered to guest accommodation
  • Breakfast to-go containers
  • First aid kits available
  • Access to healthcare professionals
  • Hand sanitizer in guest accommodation and common areas
  • Staff follow all safety protocols as directed by local authorities
  • Shared stationery (e.g. printed menus, magazines, pens, paper) removed
  • Cashless payment available
  • Physical distancing rules followed
  • Contactless check-in/out
Spa
  • Beach chairs/Loungers

Policies

Check-in
The minimum age for check-in is 18
Pet Policy
Pets are allowed and charges may apply.

Pets are allowed upon request for a surcharge of eur 5.00 per pet per night. horses are also allowed upon request for a surcharge or eur 10.00 per horse per night.please inform of your expected arrival time in advance. you can use the special requests box when booking, or contact the property directly using the contact details in your confirmation.

Reviews

Value for money:
9.29
Location:
9.46
Staff:
10
Facilities:
8.93
Comfort:
8.3
Cleanliness:
8.57
Andreas
Oct 20, 2025 07:00:00 AM
Review Score:   9
Germany
Reviewer Type: Family With Children
Travel Purpose: leisure
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Room Arrangement

Room Info Facilities
Vacation Home
Room Type: Vacation Home
Room Size: 50 m2
1 Queen bed(s) Bed
1 Sofa bed Bed
Vacation Home

Food & Drink

Tea/Coffee maker

Bathroom

Bathtub or shower, Shower, Towels/Sheets (extra fee), Bathtub, Towels, Private bathroom, Toilet paper, Hairdryer, Walk-in shower, Toilet, Spa tub

Media & Technology

CD player, Radio, Flat-screen TV, TV, Satellite channels

Activities

Hot tub

Kitchen

Dining table, Kitchenware, Stovetop, Microwave, High chair, Wine glasses, Toaster, Kitchenette, Oven, Coffee machine, Refrigerator, Electric kettle, Kitchen

Living Area

Dining area, Sitting area, Sofa, Fireplace

General

Private entrance, Tile/Marble floor, Smoke Alarm, Key access, Fan, Mosquito net, Trash cans, Fire extinguisher, Heating

Outdoors

Terrace, Barbecue, Outdoor furniture, Patio, Outdoor dining area

View

Garden view, Inner courtyard view, View

Bedroom

Wardrobe or closet, Linens

Accessibility

Entire unit located on ground floor, Entire unit wheelchair accessible, Roll-in shower, Upper floors accessible by stairs only

Room amenities

Non-feather pillow, Sofa bed, Feather pillow, Clothes rack, Socket near the bed

Entertainment & Family Services

Board games/puzzles

Layout

Window
Mobile Home
Room Type: Trailer
Room Size: 30 m2
1 Sofa bed Bed
1 Full bed(s) Bed
2 Twin bed(s) Bed
Mobile Home

Food & Drink

Tea/Coffee maker

Bathroom

Bathtub or shower, Shower, Towels/Sheets (extra fee), Private bathroom, Toilet paper, Hairdryer, Slippers, Toilet, Towels

Kitchen

Dining table, Kitchenware, Stovetop, Wine glasses, Toaster, Kitchenette, Oven, Coffee machine, Refrigerator, Electric kettle, Kitchen

Media & Technology

CD player, Radio

Living Area

Dining area, Sitting area, Sofa

Outdoors

Terrace, Barbecue, Outdoor furniture, Patio, Outdoor dining area

General

Private entrance, Electric blankets, Carpeted, Key access, Trash cans, Heating

View

Garden view, View, Quiet street view, Mountain view

Bedroom

Wardrobe or closet, Linens

Accessibility

Entire unit located on ground floor

Room amenities

Non-feather pillow, Sofa bed, Fold-up bed, Clothes rack, Socket near the bed

Layout

Window

FAQ's

Is this Funny-Farm pet-friendly for guests?

Yes, pets are allowed at this property. Check the guest reviews to learn what guests had to share.

What time is check-in & check-out at Funny-Farm?

Check-in time for Funny-Farm starts counting from 3:00 PM and check-out is until 11:00 AM. However, early check-in or late check-out can sometimes be negotiated between the guest and the owner or the manager of this property.

Does the Funny-Farm have a swimming pool?

No, this Funny-Farm does not have a swimming pool. Check the Facility Overview section for details about the pool and other available facilities.

How much does it cost per night to stay in Funny-Farm?

Best-rates for the Funny-Farm starts from $71 per night with includes Wheelchair Accessible, Balcony/Terrace, Transportation/Shuttle, Child Friendly, Internet, Oceanfront, Guest Services, Ocean View, Accessibility, Sports/Activities, Wellness Facilities, Fireplace/Heating, Entertainment, Barbecue/Outdoor Cooking, Kitchen, Designated Smoking Area, Security/Safety, Breakfast, Hot Tub, Parking, Pet Friendly, View with all other facilities. matches every traveler with their perfect accommodation, whether you are traveling with a group, friends, family, or pets.

Is Funny-Farm a family-friendly place to stay?

Based on the information we have received from the owner or our partner, this is considered to be a family-friendly property. Families have rated this house 4 stars or guests have recommended them suitable for families. As reported by the owner or manager, the house has specified that children are welcome. Please see details about suitability for your family or inquire with the property to learn more.

Is the Funny-Farm wheelchair accessible or offer services for disabled guests?

Based on the information received from our partner, the Funny-Farm is wheelchair accessible. Likewise, there is an elevator specified as being available at the property. Specific accessibility details may be addressed in the property details section of this page.

What is the minimum night stay policy for the Funny-Farm?

Based on the information reported by the owner or manager, the Funny-Farm indicates 1 day stay policy at this house. Guests are cautioned that the minimum stay policy may differ based on seasonality or availability and may be at the discretion of the owner or manager.

What cancellation policy is in place for Funny-Farm?

Guests are cautioned that the cancellation policy may differ based on seasonality, availability, or current travel restrictions. Guests should also be aware that this policy may be subject to change and should be confirmed prior to booking. More details may be available on this page in the property description. However, early check-in or late check-out can sometimes be negotiated between the guest and the owner or the manager of this property.

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